Zumba 101 With Bonnie and Chevy (By A)

While we were on vacation, you can imagine how crazy it was, (with Bonnie and Chevy here.) 

One of the many things that happened here was this:

     One day, Bonnie decided she wanted to be a world-famous YouTuber. She looked at several Zumba instruction videos, and figured she could teach people Zumba as well. Bonnie even made up her own moves!  ...Except, they weren't very good. For example, one move she made up was called "Clobbering Doofus". You know what that entails; don't you? Anyways, Clobbering Doofus is definitely the move she was most proud of. 

      This exchange between her and Chevy sounded something like this:

"Doofus! Do you know where that doo-hickey is? That thing that humans smile at, and it makes a second group of identical humans on a tiny screen?" 

"Duh, here it is, Bonnie," he replied, reaching into his ginormous belly, as if it were a cupboard. "It was inside my favorite stomach." He said dreamily, with stars in his eyes.

"Eew! Stomach goo!"  Bonnie yelled. 
Chevy licked off the goo. "All better." 

      After hours on end of "How do you work this stupid thing, anyway?!", and pressing random buttons, they finally figured out how to use the "Everything Copier".

      Bonnie made up her own dance routines as she went along. Chevy even joined in with the "Belly Bopper", "Eatsapalooza, and "Hugging Bonnie". "Hugging Bonnie" was especially amusing to Chevy, because, of course, Bonnie did not want to be touched by him at all. She squirmed and plugged her nose and flew away, terrified.

      In case you're wondering, that's when "Clobbering Doofus" came into play. 

  Bonnie flailed her wings all over the place, jumped, and then coughed, (for what she thought was dramatic effect.) She proceeded to throw random things around the house. Bonnie even did all the dances Chevy did in one of the previous stories, Chevy Dances. (Which she actually thought were cool, but never admitted it.)

      Chevy caught her doing his trademark dances, and felt so proud that he joined in. As soon as she realized Chevy saw her doing his moves, she quickly changed back to her spontaneous moves, embarrassed. 

  In the end, they watched the routine on the "Everything Copier", laughed, and thought of how cool everyone would think they were; and how everybody would want to dance like them.

       Bonnie and Chevy uploaded the video to YouTube when, in a matter of days, it had become a viral video; thousands of people commented on how funny they thought it was. Not that the birds were funny, but it was more the dances and things that happened in the clip.

  A week after they released the video, (while we were on our way home from vacation), Bonnie and Chevy checked up on the likes and comments, and were amazed that so many people thought they had cool dance moves, (which they really didn't.) 

     Eventually, it got worldwide exposure on tv and in newspapers, and such.

     The birds might make another video, who knows? 

     But until the next adventure of Bonnie and Chevy, Adios! :)