One time Chevy tried to be a comedian at a circus. I think that they hired him because they were scared. Anyway, Chevy would greet the guests with free samples of noodles. Unfortunately, Chevy only gave out one noodle per person. He also thought it would be a good idea to show every kid how to blow their noses and he did it individually (and that took a lot of time!). When the show finally started, Chevy told the crowd jokes. If you want to hear the jokes, here they are:
'A penguin walks up to a pig and says, "I pork you..." 'And... The doornob pinched the sofa'... 'And... Two vultures were sitting in a tree when one said, 'BLUEBERRY!' and the other one laughed so hard it fell off the branch.'
So, the moral of this story is: If you see a circus poster that says 'Starring Chevy the Comedian', you should most likely not go.
The End
You're funny Chutty!
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