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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Parakeet Parables (by Jack)


Just to get started, let me tell you the size of Chevy (our parakeet):  One electron of Chevy is bigger than this universe and Chevy's belly button is a black hole.  So, if you're planning to go to our house, there is a vicious Chevy on the loose. Proceed at your own risk.  Most people don't realize that the Grand Canyon was caused by a tiny Chevy feather.  Beware!  History repeats itself.  Just sayin'.  And I'm sorry to say that Chevy will most likely strike again.  No one has captured Chevy in one picture because they were too close to Chevy to capture him in one picture.  The moral of this story is:  If you see a gigantic green feather about to collide with the earth, you should evacuate.  The End.

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